Take Off Your Pants And Jacket - blink 182
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- 01. Anthem Part Two
- 02. Online Songs
- 03. First Date
- 04. Happy Holidays, You Bastard
- 05. Story Of A Lonely Guy
- 06. The Rock Show
- 07. Stay Together For The Kids
- 08. Roller Coaster
- 09. Reckless Abandon
- 10. Everytime I Look For You
- 11. Give Me One Good Reason
- 12. Shut Up
- 13. Please Take Me Home
- 14. What Went Wrong
- 14. Time To Break Up
- 14. Don't Tell Me It's Over
- 15. Grandpa
- 15. Mother's Day
- 15. Fuck A Dog
Anthem Part Two
Everything has fallen to pieces
Earth is dying, help me Jesus
We need guidance, we've been misled
Young and hostile but not stupid
Corporate leaders, politicians
Kids can't vote, adults elect them
Laws that rule the school and workplace
Signs that caution sixteen's unsafe
We really need to see this through
We never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use
If we're fucked up, your to blame
Let this train-wreck burn more slowly
Kids are victims in this story
Drown the youth with useless warnings
Teenage rules, they're fucked and boring
We really need to see this through
We never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use
If we're fucked up, your to blame
Everything has fallen to pieces
Everything has fallen to pieces
Everything has fallen to pieces
Everything has fallen to...
We really need to see this through
We never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use
If we're fucked up, your to blame
Online Songs
Josie
You're my source of most frustration
Forget when
I don't meet expectations
Everything you wished came true
In the end we all blamed you
Even though, as they all know,
You weren't the only one
Why do you still keep it around
When you know it brings me down,
I'm hating everything
And I know that you dated other guys
But I got to wonder
You'd leave it out for me
Why am I still hanging around
When I know it brings me down
I'm hating everything
And you are getting rides home in his car
You're making out in his front yard
I'm hating everything
Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me
I wish that it would end
Am I am not fine
Last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine
Why can't we just pretend
And if we can have another day
I've got so much left to say
I'd tell you everything
And I'll laugh when I think about the past
When I see you after class
You're hating everything
Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me
I wish that this will end
Am I am not fine
Last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine
Why can't we just pretend
And she said, "I just forgot you were there"
First Date
In the car I just can't wait
To pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think its lame to
dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm just scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat
Lets go
Don't wait
This nights almost over
Honest,lets make this night last forever
Forever and ever
Lets make this last forever
Forever and ever, Lets make this last forever
When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy of a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
Please don't look at me with those eyes
Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss
Lets go
Don't wait
This nights almost over
Honest,lets make this night last forever
Forever and ever
Lets make this last forever
Forever and ever, lets make this last forever
Happy Holidays, You Bastard
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your Dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again.
Unless your Mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again.
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
He's always suckin' shitin his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your Dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again.
Unless your Mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again.
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
Story Of A Lonely Guy
Push it out, fake a smile
Avert disaster, just in time
I need a drink, cause in awhile
Worthless answer from friends in mind
It's dumb to ask, cool to ignore
Girls posses me, but they're never mine
I made my entrance, avoided hazards
Checked my engine, I fell behind
Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, da
I fell behind
Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, DA
She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone I'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, cause I'm a fuckin' boy
Remember when I was in the grocery store, now's my time
Lost the words, lost my nerve, lost the girl, left a line
I would wish upon a star, but that star, it doesn't shine
So read my book with a boring ending
A short story of a lonely guy
Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, DA
I fell behind
Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, DA
She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone I'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, cause I'm a fuckin' boy
Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, DA
Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, DA
She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone I'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move, cause I'm Still Just a Stupid Worthless boy
The Rock Show
Hanging out behind the club on the weekend
Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
I couldn't wait for the summer at the Warped Tour
I remember that it's the first time that I saw her there
She's getting kicked out of school cause she's failing
I'm kinda nervous, cause I think all her friends hate me
She's the one, she'll always be there
She took my hand and I made it I swear
[CHORUS]
Cause I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "what?" I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, better sneak me in through the window
Everything's better when she's around
Can't wait until her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
When we said we were gonna move to Vegas
I remember the look her mother gave us
17 without a purpose or direction
We don't owe anyone a fucking explanation
[CHORUS]
Black and white pictures of her on my wall
I waited for her call, she always kept me waiting
And if I ever got another chance I'd still ask her to dance
Because she kept me waiting
[CHORUS]
Fell in love with the girl at the rock show
Fell in love with the girl at the rock show
Fell in love with the girl at the rock show
Fell in love with the girl at the rock show
Fell in love with the girl at the rock show
Fell in love with the girl at the rock show
I'll never forget her
Stay Together For The Kids
It's hard to wake up
When the shades have been pulled shut
this house is haunted
It's so pathetic
It makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say
The words just rot and fall away.
What Stupid poem could fix this home
I'd read it every day
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time
You gave it all away
It was mine
So when you're dead and gone
Will you remember this night, twenty years
now lost
It's not right
Their anger hurts my ears
Benn running strong for seven years
Rather than fix the problem, they never
solve them
It makes no sense at all
I see them every day
We get along so why cant they?
If this is what he wants and this is what
She wants
Then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time
You gave it all away
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone
Will you remember this night, twenty years
Now lost
It's not right
So heres your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time
you gave it all away
It was mine
so when you dead and gone
Will you remember this night, twenty years
now lost
It's not right
It's not right
It's not right
It's not right
Roller Coaster
Breathing deeply
Walking backwards
Finding the strength to call and ask her
Roller Coaster, favorite ride
Let me kiss you one last time
Leave me standing here
Act like I'm not around
The coast will probably never clear
Can I please go home now?
I had that dream about you again
Where I wait outside
Until you let me in
And then I stayed
Lay beside me
And listen at the wall
We'll keep on lying
Until the summer comes
I had that dream about you again
Where you drive my car
Right off a fucking cliff
And now I'm breathing deeply
Walking backwards
Finding the strength to call and ask her
Roller Coaster, favorite ride
Let me kiss you one last time
Make me a promise
That I will never tell
All I remember is
The way her bedroom smelled
I had that dream about you again
Where I wait outside
Until you let me in
And now I'm breathing deeply
Walking backwards
Finding the strength to call and ask her
Roller Coaster, favorite ride
Let me kiss you one last time
Goodnight, goodnight
Reckless Abandon
On and on, reckless abandon
Something's wrong
This is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song
To lead you on
I learned a lot today
Not sure if I'll get laid and
Not sure if I'll fail or pass
Kissed every girl in class
Everybody would waste it all
To have a summer that they could call
A memory that's full of fun
Fucked up when it's all done
On and on, reckless abandon
Something's wrong
This is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song
To lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
We left a scar size extra large
Sip a drink of the alcohol
End up kneeling in bathroom stalls
Eyes are red and my movements slow
Too high, got vertign
He took a shit in the bathroom tub
And fed the dog the browine drugs
Tried hard to not get caught
He fucked a chicken in a parking lot
On and on, reckless abandon
Something's wrong
This is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song
To lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
We left a scar size extra large
Break a window and bust a wall
Making fun of your friend's mom
Turn the music up way to loud
Charge the pizza to the house
Everybody would waste it all
To have a summer that they could call
Memory that's full of fun
Fucked uo when it's all done
On and on, reckless abandon
Something's wrong
This is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
We'll use this song
To lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
We left a scar size extra large
Everytime I Look For You
Never found out why you left him
but this answer begs a question
Too blind to see tomorrow
too broke to beg or borrow
Young and Stupid, left wide open
Hearts are wasted, lifes are broken
One more point of contention
I need some intervention
Approaching failing tensions
betray my short attention span
The distance, bridge the border
Beg forgiveness, round the corner
Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Your the last one out, please shut the door
More time apart will give you
a few more months to argue
Is this to much to live through
it always seems to far to drive
The point home, send more letters
Pray tomorrow, ends up better
Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Your the last one out, please shut the door
I never did do anything that she asked
I never let what happened, stay in the past
I never did quite understand what she meant
In spite of everything, in spite of everything
Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message,you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
but everytime I look for you the sun goes down
Give Me One Good Reason
Mom and dad they don't quite understand it
All the kids laugh as if they planned it
Why do girls wanna pierce their nose
And walk around in torn a pantyhose
Oh yeah
I like the ones who say they listen to punk rock
I like the kids who fight against how they were brought up
They hate the trends and think its fucked to care
Its cool when they piss people off with what they wear
Oh yeah
So give me one good reason
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in
Hate the jocks,the preps,the hippie-fuckin scumbags
Heavy-metalers with their awful pussy hair bands
Counting seconds until we can get away
Ditchin school almost every single day
Oh yeah
So give me one good reason
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in
Shut Up
Shut the fuck up she said
I'm going fucking deaf
You're always too loud
Everything's too loud
Now that all my friends left
This place is fucking dead
I want to move out
When can we move out
This shit has got to stop
I'll run away
Get the fuck up she said
Your life is meaningless
It's going nowhere
You're going nowhere
You're just a fuck up she said
I'll live alone instead
She said "You don't care."
I know I don't care
I'll never ask permission from you
Fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home
I'm nerve going to come back home
I got too fucked up again
And passed out on the plane
Tried to forget you
I can't forget you
No sleep on this flight
I'll think about the nights
We had to get through
How did we get through?
I'll never ask permission from you
Fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home
I'm never going to come back home
I think it's time that I should leave
I'll never ask permission from you
Fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home
I'm never going to come back home
I'll run away
I think it's time for me to leave
Please Take Me Home
Oh no it happened again
she's cool, she's hot, she's my friend
I tried for hours if so
you leave me nowhere to go
She's unstoppable, unpredictable
I'm so jaded, calculated, wrong
Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had
I hope, hope that it lasts
give in forget the past
Be strong when things fall apart
honest this breaks my heart
She's unstoppable, unpredictable
I'm so jaded, calculated, wrong
Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had
Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had
Why did we have to go date?
It's to easy to complicate
Be strong when things fall apart
(be strong when things fall apart)
honest this breaks my heart
(it's so hard)
Let's go!
Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had
Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had
What Went Wrong
[tom]
I'm sick of always hearing
All the sad songs on the radio
All day it is there to remind an over sensitive guy
That he's lost and alone, yeah
I hate our favorite restaurant, our favorite movie, our favorite show
We would stay up all through the night
We would laugh and get high
And never answer the phone
I can't forgive, can't forget
Can't give in what went wrong
Cause you said this was right
You fucked up my life
I'm sick of always hearing
Sappy love songs on the radio
This place is fucking cursed in its plague
And I can never escape when my heart it explodes
I can't forgive, can't forget
Can't give in what went wrong
Cause you said this was right
You fucked up my life
I'm kicking out fiercely of the world around me
What went wrong [x4]
I'm kicking
Time To Break Up
I guess its only the men
Who get fucked now and again
We take our chicks to the mall,
We wait in parking stalls
And when we come home too late,
She's pissed that she had to wait
And my excuse not to call,
It never worked at all
Time to wake up
Where's your daughter?
Hurt's to break up,
She was stronger
All my friends say,
Please don't love her
What did i gain?
Now i miss her so
I used to hate the lipstick
It stained and tasted so sick
The pantyhose and the bras,
She threw on my guitars
Shit fuck i made a mistake,
I thought i needed a break
The truth is i'm such a dick,
It's broke and can't be fixed
Time to wake up
Where's your daughter?
Hurt's to break up,
She was stronger
All my friends say,
Please don't love her
What did i gain?
Now i miss her so
If you wanna call it a heartache,
Then i shouldn't regret those things, i miss her
If you want the pain to go away,
Better suck up your pride and admit you lost her
Let her go, move on, let her go, move on, let her go
Time to wake up
Where's your daughter?
Hurt's to break up,
She was stronger
All my friends say,
Please don't love her
What did i gain?
Now i miss her so
Move on, let her go, move on, let her go,
move on, let her go, move on, let her go
Don't Tell Me It's Over
I hear the phone it rings so violently
Can't leave my room, can't breathe since she left me
I will admit i hate those things i said
Girls will always cry, guys will never admit they did
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Don't tell me it's over,
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you came running back,
There is no use for explanation
I think these things are too hopeful, even with my expert knowledge
Most girls most do mean trouble, because they are rarely honest
What's with the jokes, all the routines they play
Screw with my head, never cave til they get their way
Guys like to run, chicks like to yell you see
Guys hate to fight, girls think its therapy
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Don't tell me it's over,
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you came running back,
There is no use for explanation
I think these things are too hopeful, even with my expert knowledge
Most girls most do mean trouble, because they are rarely honest
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Don't tell me it's over,
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you came running back,
There is no use for explanation
I think these things are too hopeful, even with my expert knowledge
Most girls most do mean trouble, because they are rarely honest
Don't tell me it's over,
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you came running back,
There is no use for explanation
I think these things are too hopeful, even with my expert knowledge
Most girls most do mean trouble, because they are rarely honest
Don't tell me it's over, I'm not used to temptation
Grandpa
when you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to fellate him, and stick a finger or two in his ass
he seems like a total asshole, grandpa is a total fucking asshole
who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
he rubs his dick in broken glass.
when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed and...
(he seems like a total asshole,
grandpa is a total fucking asshole who would ever want a dirty,
greasy finger in his ass? he
rubs his dick in broken glass)
this is fucking stupid man,
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather,
I mean, you guys are related! What's
he gonna do?
Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man, you like to fuck him in the butt and
have people come in and watch and mastrubate and cum all over the place,
this is stupid. I hate you all. I'm not even gonna
have sex with my mom tonight, this is stupid!
I hate you.
Mother's Day
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
I'll be fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
Fuck A Dog
[tom]
i want to fuck a dog in the ass
[mark]
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass
[tom]
i wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog... and his ass
[mark and tom]
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog
[tom]
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
[mark]
Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur
[tom]
tried to fuck a fucking pirate
but I've found the dog
[mark, in mexican accent]
Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister
[music stops]
[mark]
its a Mexican pirate
[music continues]
[mark and tom]
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fucking dog
[mark]
fuck you