Vanilla Sex

Don't ever take away from me my pornography
obviously we don't agree on what's obscene
I have the right to choose what I want to see and read
don't ever try to take away from me my right to privacy
because what I do is no one's business but me

So stay in your missionary position
I hope that you get bored to death
There's no way in hell I'm going thru life
Having vanilla sex

The government is trying to get in your bedroom
better lock your door and close your shades
because there could be someone watching you today

Why do you try to make things illegal
why do we have to be twenty one
Are you so afraid that people are having
way too much fun you know
why do you care what I do in my bedroom
why do you want to know how I screw
It seems to me you've got nothing better to do